The Pulcher’s Last Dance

The Pulcher, the most beautiful bird in the world, is arrogant and cruel. But when he tries to bully a tiny she-sparrow, he meets his match. 

“Don’t henpeck me you unpleasant little avian!” the Pulcher trilled.

The she-sparrow flies north to the Scottish Highlands to find the She-Eagle. When she returns she gives the Pulcher one last chance.

“Apologise? I’d rather eat thistles!”

Justice is about to be done but there’s a twist in the tail.